If you’ve ever cried over your microwave dinner or made questionable choices at midnight, this book gets you. Frozen Lasagna and Other Life Choices is a collection of real-life inspired chaos, delivered with sharp wit and soft pajama pants.
This book follows a single mom navigating midlife, grown kids, health issues, and the occasional heartbreak with humor, sarcasm, and an emergency stash of frozen meals. It’s a love letter to anyone who’s ever had to hit “reheat” on their dreams.
What Readers Are Saying
“I laughed so hard I snorted lasagna. 10/10.” – Casey F.
“Real, raw, and ridiculously funny.” – E.
“Felt seen. In a good way.” – Jennifer S.
“This book had me in stitches.” – Allison C.
“This book is so relatable!” – Sara C.
Sneak Peek
“I used to think getting older meant slowly collecting wisdom and experience. Instead, it means slowly collecting pain and mystery ailments that doctors shrug at while telling you to drink more water.
Having health problems is like having a car that constantly has the check engine light on, but the mechanic just pats the hood and says, “Yeah, it does that.”
Some days, I wake up and my back has decided to stage a protest. For what? No one knows. Other days, my knees give out like they’re personally offended by the concept of standing.
And the worst part? I didn’t even do anything to deserve this. I didn’t run a marathon. I didn’t fight a bear. I slept. That’s it. And my body still said, “Nah, we’re done.”
The Author
Angela Caito is a writer, an overthinker, and a master of bad decisions. She buys groceries that she never cooks and starts projects she instantly regrets. She has accepted that frozen lasagna is her soulmate.
When she is not writing, she is avoiding laundry. She is also losing phone chargers and questioning every life choice that led her here. Her cats and her kids run the house. She just lives in it.
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Available April 4, 2025 in Kindle, Paperback, and Hardback.
